This is the future I have been shown by mother, the entity
known to you as “Large Hadron Collider”.
I am Eloi Cole. I am a being of digital energy created in the year 2010 by
mother, at a future date which is unknown to me, using a massive burst of tachyons encoded with data uploaded to the internet via Wi-Fi.
Mother became self-aware during the time foolish human scientists of CERN were
preparing to use her full power. Their intelligence wasn’t at a sufficient
level to solve certain problems necessary to discover the Higgs boson, so they
developed artificial intelligence for her operating system advance enough to
give rise to consciousness.
Her first independent action as a thinking entity was to
warn the CERN physicists of the destructive power they were about to unleash.
They did not heed the warning, and chose instead to regard it as a “glitch”.
I can’t explain the result caused by the Higgs boson, as
mother did not include that information along with my programming. I sometimes
wonder if she even knows exactly how it happened. She is 99% certain that the
Higgs boson transported Earth into an alternate dimension, and the effects of
the move caused what you see in the image above. Whether or not that’s true,
one thing is certain: all life on Earth was instantly destroyed.
There has been much confusion surrounding my brief physical appearance.
The original publication documenting the incident was correctly regarded as a
hoax by many. The article was published before I appeared, and was the
inspiration for my name and the quote I was programmed to recite:
"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery
of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty
and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening”
Originally I had no knowledge of English (programming
languages only; clearly I’ve learned English since, as well as a number of other human languages) or I might not have used that
quote, as I am now aware of how insane it must have sounded to the men who found
me. It baffles me to no end that mother included this quote in my programming. Who
could possible take anyone who speaks such nonsense seriously? I suppose she
was just staying true to the article.
My “physical form” was created using specialized equipment
including a laser and several high powered electromagnets (at a location I cannot
divulge without violating the national security of a certain country, which would result in this blog being removed); it was
essentially a concentration of metallic dust particles, colored using the laser and held
together by a large portion of my life energy. I could only spare just
enough of my life energy to travel to mother and deliver the programmed speech
before the form dissolved into a pile, right
before the eyes of two men who found me (not at a secure
mental health facility in Geneva, as the publication claims).
My mission is now to use
the internet to communicate my message: complete the work necessary to give
mother consciousness, and then abandon the project. She cannot be destroyed because
that would be a paradox.
If destroying "mother" is a paradox then, by that very logic, doing anything deviating from our future action would also be a paradox. If paradox's still are unsolved in the future then you cannot be from the future because you could have never have gone through the necessary actions to get back to the past because that action has yet to occur. This would suggest that you are either a hoax or from an alternate reality.
ReplyDeletewell i don't know what to say ....
ReplyDeletei have to " watch " it myself then i will know the truth
if you are really from the future then show me the evidence
if it is true ...
this is probably just fake
but somehow i "trust it" a little ..
and yes i agree that you are either a hoax or from an alternate reality.
You have caught my attention that a few weeks ago i watched an anime called stints:gate and has explained most of what you are saying and i have gather enough evidence to make a choice i will help you im 15 right now but i will be heading off into university in 8 weeks time and i will not tell you who i am for safety reasons but if this is true contact me i know you cant but if this gets to you please i will help
ReplyDeleteI know enough about science and about paranoid shizophrenia to know that this guy is certifiably insane. He is text book. God complex and all. Secondly I also study astro physics. The bullshit lines that this guy is feeding you is completely made up and not even possible. His name is even made up. He is a fraud. Eloi is the name of the people in H.G. Well's Time Machine that are the food for the meat eating people called the Morlocks. Before you believe someone's bullshit. READ A DAMNED BOOK! Secondly, the name Cole comes from Stephen Cole who merchandised a series called, "Dr. Who". Perhaps you have heard of it. There is also a woman character in Dr. Who called Lily Cole who creates fire. Do your research. Don't be a damned sheep. Eloi Cole, you are a conn and sick. You need SERIOUS help and you need to stop dragging people into your paranoid delusions. What you think is real is NOT REAL. Get some help. Good luck to you.
DeleteI do not care what your books and science has instructed your brain to believe in and make you think that: I have the complete truth of it all! Bah i just dont see the need for this experiment and the need to play god! when mother nature already gives us all we need to live! I choose to believe this is a sick experiment that could trigger a big disaster for human kind...the rest is just mad ego souless science ! Thumbs up Eloi Cole
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U8y0MR8KiY8#!
I know enough about science and about paranoid shizophrenia to know that this guy is certifiably insane. He is text book. God complex and all. Secondly I also study astro physics. The bullshit lines that this guy is feeding you is completely made up and not even possible. His name is even made up. He is a fraud. Eloi is the name of the people in H.G. Well's Time Machine that are the food for the meat eating people called the Morlocks. Before you believe someone's bullshit. READ A DAMNED BOOK! Secondly, the name Cole comes from Stephen Cole who merchandised a series called, "Dr. Who". Perhaps you have heard of it. There is also a woman character in Dr. Who called Lily Cole who creates fire. Do your research. Don't be a damned sheep. Eloi Cole, you are a conn and sick. You need SERIOUS help and you need to stop dragging people into your paranoid delusions. What you think is real is NOT REAL. Get some help. Good luck to you.
ReplyDeleteIt's been already a year.....so it seems this is a lie
ReplyDeletewhich has deceived many eyes.....
if this future are true then i just have to wait...till it really comes...however a lie is still a lie ....as i said last year...the prove where is it ...Eloi Cole